Saturday, December 17, 2005

Don't Be That Guy

So I head off to the post office today, doing my best impression of Santa Dunn with Christmas presents going all over the country. With boxes up to my head, and none of them all that light, it figures that the line is long. But damn if half the assholes in line didn't just walk up and ask for a book of stamps. Honestly, these fuckers all just walked right past the stamp machine that's in the back of the lobby that's devoid of any line what-so-ever. Seriously, all they had to do is walk right in, drop a few bucks in the machine, get their stamps and walk right on out. Single stamps, two stamps, or a book. Whatever, it's ALL there! But no, while saps like myself have big ass boxes stacked up in our arms, these douchebags had to wait in line and all for just a book of stamps. Please, be considerate. Peace. Love. Happiness. Good will to men who carry large ass boxes too. Thanks, Merry Christmas. Your line is over there though.

6 Comments:

At 1:40 PM, Anonymous GOP2006 said...

Standing in line is for suckers. Same with paying taxes and following rules when they don't suit you.

 
At 9:37 AM, Anonymous Michael Hodges said...

Well I don't know about your Post Office, but the stamp machines at mine are *always* out of order. I always end up buying like 2 or 3 books of stamps whenever I actually have to be in the line, because there's no way in hell I'm gonna sit in the line just for the stamps..

 
At 9:21 AM, Anonymous PoliticalPet said...

Geez, dude. Try a little less coffee before you head out. Yikes! You're not behind the wheel of a car, are you?
PoliticalPet

 
At 2:55 PM, Blogger Arthur Dales said...

Geez, Dunn -- what are you doing being filled with yule-tide glee anyway? sheesh. Can't wait for these liberals to ban this useless holiday. Just another excuse to get drunk behind the wheel and relive the past year's exploits -- self-contained and solitary as an oyster... Gregg Albenese had the right idea...

Dales -

 
At 8:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Delawired, where's you go?

 
At 7:00 PM, Anonymous Mike M. said...

Where you bitches at?

 

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